Back from my European wanderings, just in time to see the worst England football performance of all time.

Really. The worst since the day when a bolt of lightning zapped the primordial ooze and somehow brought forth DNA.

Here's my question.

Why, when the forwards are getting no service from an utterly inept midfield, does the manager bring on ... new forwards?

Who then indeed get no service from the utterly inept midfield?

Good grief.

Well done Serbia.